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mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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(via gnarly)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via fake-mermaid)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via orgasm)

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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(via trust)

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yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period
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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡